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The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

Release on 2013-01-15 | by Erma Bombeck

But the Bombecks will make do, for they are suburbanites now—the last true pioneers! This ebook features an illustrated biography of Erma Bombeck including rare images and never-before-seen documents from the author’s estate.

Author: Erma Bombeck
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 9781453290064
Category: Humor
Page: 245
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The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

The “marvelously funny” and much-loved humorist explores the perils of suburban living in this New York Times bestseller (Vogue). For years, the Bombecks have heard rumors of a magical land called Suburbia where the air is clean, the grass is trimmed, and children don’t risk getting mugged on their walk to school. After watching their friends flee the city for subdivided utopias like Bonaparte’s Retreat and Mortgage Mañana, Erma and her family load up their belongings and cry, “Station wagons . . . ho!” But life on the suburban frontier is not as perfect as they had hoped. The trees are stunted, the house is cramped, and there’s no grass at all. But the Bombecks will make do, for they are suburbanites now—the last true pioneers! This ebook features an illustrated biography of Erma Bombeck including rare images and never-before-seen documents from the author’s estate.

Language: en
Pages: 245

The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

Authors: Erma Bombeck

Categories: Humor

Type: BOOK - Published: 2013-01-15 - Publisher: Open Road Media

Language: en
Pages: 392

The Erma Bombeck Collection

Authors: Erma Bombeck

Categories: Humor

Type: BOOK - Published: 2013-05-21 - Publisher: Open Road Media

Three hilarious books in one from the #1 New York Times–bestselling author on marriage, motherhood, and the absurdities of suburban life. If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? is Erma Bombeck’s timelessly witty look at the hidden side of married life. Motherhood captures